I thought we had it bad here in Montgomery County with our Conroe KOOK Bill Barnes, The Woodlands KOOK Jim Farrell, and Montgomery KOOKette Barbara Peyton spewing their bilge out at us, but the good folks down in Fort Bend County have the Sugarland KOOK Michael Fjetland to deal with. They have it even worse than us.
In his latest letter to The Bulletin's Publisher and Editor Mike Ladyman titled "The Big One," this 'legend in his own mind,' who has to be a member of the Gonadless race of peoples, says that man-made global warming is the greatest threat to the United States, and that it is even greater than the terrorists threat, of which he refers to himself as an expert, and as an analyst to desperate television stations like as Fox 26, that could bring on a well versed Sophomore in World History that would make more sense, if Fjetland wasn't available.
As a realists 'we have to have security first, or we have nothing Dude, I ask you Mr. Fjetland, I may not be from Missouri, but "SHOW ME!!!" Show me your evidence. Show me any evidence that the Northern or Southern Hemisphere is 'warming' by the complete hand of man.
You have no respect for your audience Sir. You expect them to be totally accepting of anything you have to say, swallowing it like Monica ... well, I'm not going there, but it's as if Fjetland is the great defender of socialism, and anything said against him is the equivalent to committing a seditious act against the state.
How come when I watch the Discovery Channel's "Deadliest Catch," they always have to deal with pack ice that somehow always seem to interfere with the best fishing areas in the Bering Sea, which is well below the Arctic Circle, where it is suppose to be really cold. How can this happen in a time of man-made global warming?
I have a question for you Mr. Fjetland, "how many molecules of CO2 are in every 100,000 molecules of air?" I will not tell you since you don't tell us things, but it is the 'number' of the President that spent the last ten days of peace on the European mainland, before returning to London on the first day of World War II.
Yes, "**" (insert answer there) is the amount of CO2 molecules per 100,000, and it takes five years to add just 1 single molecule of CO2 to 100,000 molecules of air. And we had much more CO2 in the air during non-man made warming periods in the past.
Mr. Fjetland, I'm sure a lot of people are tired of you trying to scare us. Ted Danson's prediction that the world's oceans would die in ten years all those years ago came and went. And when challenged on it, Danson labeled it a 'hyperbole," which for those of us that don't have a few seconds to open a dictionary, is a misleading statement "or exaggerated language that distorts facts by making them much bigger than they are if looked at objectively." In effect, DANSON LIED!!!
You see hyperboles are used all the time in media newstories, which makes them seem more important than they really are. And Fjetland is no different in his reporting.
Checking out Fjetland's blog and Yahoo Groups site, it is evident that no one listens to him, and why Ladyman posts his crap I will never know.
What I thought really humorous about Fjetland's tripe was his reference that "fiddling while Rome burns," and I couldn't help but think about Hillary Clinton fiddling with Rob "Meathead" Reiner of "All in the Family" fame, who both partied just a few miles away while the California countryside around them was burning and real citizens were losing their homes. If anyone is the epitome of Nero, it is Hillary Clinton and Michael Fjetland AND NOT George W. Bush.